How do you exit Message board?

[Guest]

I'ven't figured it out yet. Can someone say?

[Jefferson Buffalo]

Re: How do you exit Message board?

Exit? You can't exit. You will live the rest of your life here. What you really have to figure out is how to get them to feed you and get you beer. It's not that hard, though, and once you've figured that out, you'll enjoy it and you'll soon stop thinking about exiting.

[gh]

Re: How do you exit Message board?

Go Jeff! OK, while we're playing esoteric games along the line of do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do, what do William Shatner and John Lithgow have in common? (Hey, midnight on a hump-day, what better way to keep alive than in posing obscure TV/movie questions?!)

[MJD]

Re: How do you exit Message board?

>Go Jeff! OK, while we're playing esoteric games
>along the line of do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do,
>what do William Shatner and John Lithgow have in
>common? (Hey, midnight on a hump-day, what better
>way to keep alive than in posing obscure TV/movie
>questions?!)

They both played the character that saw the "gremlin" on the wing of the plane. Shatner in the Twilight Zone TV show and Lithgow in the Twilight Zone movie. What do I win?

[Jefferson Buffalo]

Re: How do you exit Message board?

>(Hey, midnight on a hump-day, what better
way to keep alive than in posing obscure TV/movie
questions?!)<

Doesn't that depend on who's doing the humping and who's getting humped?

[MJD]

Re: How do you exit Message board?

>I'ven't figured it out yet. Can someone say?


Maybe a nickel will do it:

http://www.strugglingwriter.com/sitcom/charlie.htm

[tafnut]

Re: How do you exit Message board?

so when she hands him a bagel, she can't hand him a nickel also? I never got that.

[Guest]

Re: How do you exit Message board?

Um...Whats going on?

[Jefferson Buffalo]

Re: How do you exit Message board?

>Um...Whats going on?<

If we tell you, we'll have to kill you.

[tafnut]

Re: How do you exit Message board?

Can we rename this board 'Hotel California'?

[Guest]

Re: How do you exit Message board?

There must be some way out of here
Said the joker to the thief
There's too much confusion
I can't get no relief

[Guest]

Re: How do you exit Message board?

I've been everywhere, man, I've been everywhere, man
'Cross the deserts bare, man, I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel, I've had my share, man, I've been everywhere.

I been to Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow,
Sarasota,
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma, Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma,
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo, Tocopilla, Barranquilla, and
Padilla, I'm a killer.

Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana, Washington, Houston, Kingston,
Texarkana,
Monterey, Ferraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa, Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little
Rock, Oskaloosa,
Tennessee, Hennessey, Chicopee, Spirit Lake, Grand Lake, Devil Lake,
Crater Lake, for Pete's sake;

Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika, Shefferville, Jacksonville,
Waterville, Costa Rica,
Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport, Hackensack, Cadillac,
Fond Du Lac, Davenport,
Idaho, Jellicoe, Pickle Cros, Argentina, Diamontina, Pasadena, Catalina,
see what I mean,

Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravellburg, Colorado, Ellensburg, Rexburg,
Vicksburg, Eldorado,
Larrimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chattanika, Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska,
Opelika,
Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City, Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge
City, what a pity;

[Jefferson Buffalo]

Re: How do you exit Message board?

More words of wisdom by Bobby Zimmerman about exiting the Message Board:

Every step of the way we walk the line
Your days are numbered, so are mine
Time is pilin' up, we struggle and we scrape
We're all boxed in, nowhere to escape

[Guest]

Re: How do you exit Message board?

We've gotta get out of this place
if it's the last thing we ever do
We've gotta get out of this place
Girl there's a better life for me and you

[Guest]

Re: How do you exit Message board?

Just click your ruby spikes togather 3 times and say "There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's....."