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    read all about it at
    http://cnn.heavyplasma.com/www/cnn/2003 ... index.html

    most excellent, eh?

  • #2
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    Webb is still better

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    • #3
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      whats the catch an incompetent reporter, who had a typo 13.23, a course downhill, or is this englands equivalant to april fools?

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      • #4
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        Great trick!

        If that doesn't demonstrate why one cannot believe everything one reads on the Internet, I don't know what does.

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        • #5
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          This was clever for about 5 seconds. What immediately got my suspicion was the grainy pixilated photo of the athlete in question. CNN would not allow such a picture on their site.

          Not a bad con though. Many distance fans in this country want to believe something like this will happen. However, the time is a little brisk especially for a NCAA trained runner!.

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          • #6
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            ooopps, the race was a lap short...still a pr though...

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            • #7
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              The Site would have been more convincing if the information was in the realm of believability.
              A better headline would have been "New American distance hope, Ritzenhein surprises by running 13:10 in London. That at least would seem initially less shocking.

              However, it was an interesting idea. I hope the guy that did this does not hear from the CNN legal department.

              Here is another headline suggestion. "Alan Webb recovers from surgery and runs 3:52 mile". Like my other suggestion it is a little farfetched but not unbelievable. When doing a good con you have to obey the rules of probability. People will immediately reject anything that is far out.

              No college kid is going to run a 13:23 in international competition. Even a 13:10 would be rare for this kind of runner but not farfetched.

              BTW, the athlete in question has a PR in the 5000m of 13:50, which was done in High School. Maybe someday he will be a solid 13:10 runner. Now that is something that seems plausible.

              Ritzenhein is definitely a young American runner we should keep are eyes on.

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              • #8
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                No college kid is
                >going to run a 13:23 in international
                >competition.

                That that to Jorge Torres.

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                • #9
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                  >That that to Jorge Torres.<

                  Too much time spend in a bar can cause stuttering, eh?

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                  • #10
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                    >>That that to Jorge Torres.<

                    Too much time
                    >spend in a bar can cause stuttering, eh?


                    Yeah, too much time SPENT in a bar does that to you.

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                    • #11
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                      You're right. We both need to sober up. :-)

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                      • #12
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                        I meant 12:23.

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                        • #13
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                          Hey, bar. Did you know we had an annoying bastard drinking with us?

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                          • #14
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                            Annoying bastard has a lot of girl friends. He is too busy to drink because he is getting laid all the time.

                            Pss, It is really 11 inches long. It is true.

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                            • #15
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                              You are not my girl friend!
                              Lets stop making things up.

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