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  • #46
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    Two-buck chuck is a real phenom of a wine. I agree with Mark (high-jumpers generally think alike) the merlot and chardy are very drinkable. It will never be mistaken for a really fine wine, it is much more like a reasonable wine in the 8-12 dollar range. Actually, better than some in that price range and considerably worse than others, but, sheesh, it only costs $2.00 !!!! At $2 it tends to taste better and better all the time! I recommend a healthy dose of it daily with dinner to protect your vascular system and to prepare you mentally to post on this site!

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    • #47
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      What do you think of this as part of our new fight song?

      We suck, you suck, everyone sucks 'cept two buck chuck, that muck don't suck...keep sucking it down and your luck won't suck no more!

      (ok, I know...not much chance of me making it as a lyricist!)

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      • #48
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        <(ok, I know...not much chance of me making it as a lyricist!)>

        I see nothing wrong with your poem :-)
        "A beautiful theory killed by an ugly fact."
        by Thomas Henry Huxley

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        • #49
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          If I sip a bit of chuck, the poem is going to get better and better as well.

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          • #50
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            I tried the 2 buck chuck Merlot and Cab because if it is drikable, the price is right. I found the Merlot undrinkable (but my wife said it was okay). She drinks jug red as a kickback before dinner, in lieu of cocktails. The jug at that time was Carlo Rossi Cabernet. So we tried a blind taste with the 2 buck chuck cab and the CR. We both picked the CR. At 7 or 8 bucks for 4 liters (or so), that was a clear win for the jug. We may or may not suck, but 2bc does.

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            • #51
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              In the spirit of the above, a haiku:

              Faded dreams of past glory: we suck.

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              • #52
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                Oh, I like that!

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                • #53
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                  Let's drink to that.
                  "A beautiful theory killed by an ugly fact."
                  by Thomas Henry Huxley

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                  • #54
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                    I'll drink to anything, but I have to point out that that is not haiku.

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                    • #55
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                      Maybe not, but I'd venture to say that it's close enough for this crowd!

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                      • #56
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                        How’s this:

                        Faded dreams of past glory
                        Remembered darkly
                        Miles in 4:20 - we suck.

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                        • #57
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                          Doesn't the metric element disqualify it from this board?

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                          • #58
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                            OK, I accept the challenge to do it right. How about:

                            Faded dreams long past
                            of glory, pride, and triumph
                            All, long gone: We Suck

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                            • #59
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                              Mommy, what does suck mean?

                              It means: "He cheats, she cheats, and we all fall down!"

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                              • #60
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                                Mommy, what is track?

                                "It is what your father does for a living".

                                Mommy, what is sucks?

                                "It is what people say about your father when he doesn't win his event."

                                Does that mean that Alan Webb is my daddy? Because he doesn't seem to win, and everybody says that he sucks.

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