Silent killer stalking sprinters and high jumpers

[Daisy]

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011/12 ... 45131.html

According to reporter Louis Emanuel at the Hackney Citizen, the as-yet unidentified, monster was spotted dragging a 16lb Canada goose under the water "so fast it disappeared without a sound".

The breathless report claims that the "mysterious killer beast" is lying in wait for sprinters and high jumpers somewhere in the River Lea near to the Olympic park in Stratford.

[Bigblue86]

Re: Silent killer stalking sprinters and high jumpers

Ha ha! Those crazy Brits with their lake monsters, bowler hats, and driving on the wrong side of the road. So much fun!

[Marlow]

Re: Silent killer stalking sprinters and high jumpers

Ha ha! Those crazy Brits with their lake monsters, bowler hats, and driving on the wrong side of the road. So much fun!

I'm glad YOU said that cuz I've been thinking that for a long time! :wink: :twisted:

[Daisy]

Re: Silent killer stalking sprinters and high jumpers

Ha ha! Those crazy Brits with their lake monsters, bowler hats, and driving on the wrong side of the road. So much fun!

You forgot the umbrellas and beer bellies.

[Marlow]

Re: Silent killer stalking sprinters and high jumpers

You forgot the umbrellas and beer bellies.

Um . . . bad teeth (and breath), big noses, pasty white skin, buffoonish sense of humor, weird accent and words, superciliousness, etc.

As opposed to us big, strong, beautiful, intelligent, altruistic Murkans!! :P

[lonewolf]

Re: Silent killer stalking sprinters and high jumpers

Why only sprinters and high jumpers? :?

[Daisy]

Re: Silent killer stalking sprinters and high jumpers

superciliousness

Clearly they saw you coming! 8-)

Why only sprinters and high jumpers? :?

You can see why HJer's are a target, they spend a lot of time lying around on the ground during their event. You'd think sprinters could react fast enough to avoid this thing though.

[Marlow]

Re: Silent killer stalking sprinters and high jumpers

superciliousness

Clearly they saw you coming! 8-)

No, I am supersillyous!

[Pego]

Re: Silent killer stalking sprinters and high jumpers

superciliousness

Clearly they saw you coming! 8-)

Why only sprinters and high jumpers? :?

You can see why HJer's are a target, they spend a lot of time lying around on the ground during their event. You'd think sprinters could react fast enough to avoid this thing though.

The hilarious movie "Tremors" comes immediately to mind, LOL.