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  • Oh, the guilt!

    I was telling my three-year-old the classic bedtime story "Goldilocks & the Three Bears" a few nights ago, which of course starts by naming the three main characters who live in the house: Daddy Bear, Momma Bear, and Baby Bear.

    "No!" she insisted. "Daddy Bear isn't there!"

    "Well, where is he?" I asked.

    "He's at a track meet!" she replied.

    Okay, maybe I've been spending a tad too much time at the track. :-)
    "Run fast and keep turning left."

  • #2
    Re: Oh, the guilt!

    Your flimsy excuses might fly with your kid, but we know you're out back hitting on Rapunzel and Snow White.

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    • #3
      Re: Oh, the guilt!

      >Your flimsy excuses might fly with your kid, but
      >we know you're out back hitting on Rapunzel and
      >Snow White.

      You know, I had a dream recently that Amy Acuff was hitting on ME. I told my best track buddy about it, and he called me a geek. My wife agreed.

      I think the proper term for that would be "pipe dream."
      "Run fast and keep turning left."

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      • #4
        Re: Oh, the guilt!

        You'd find it even better if you knew what "pipe" means in colloquial French.

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        • #5
          Re: Oh, the guilt!

          You leave "MY" Amy Acuff alone. As an ex-HJ'er, that fantasy belongs to me.

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          • #6
            Re: Oh, the guilt!

            >You leave "MY" Amy Acuff alone. As an
            >ex-HJ'er, that fantasy belongs to me.

            Can I have Kajsa then?

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