Oh, the guilt!

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I was telling my three-year-old the classic bedtime story "Goldilocks & the Three Bears" a few nights ago, which of course starts by naming the three main characters who live in the house: Daddy Bear, Momma Bear, and Baby Bear.

"No!" she insisted. "Daddy Bear isn't there!"

"Well, where is he?" I asked.

"He's at a track meet!" she replied.

Okay, maybe I've been spending a tad too much time at the track. :-)

Re: Oh, the guilt!

Your flimsy excuses might fly with your kid, but we know you're out back hitting on Rapunzel and Snow White.

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Re: Oh, the guilt!

>Your flimsy excuses might fly with your kid, but
>we know you're out back hitting on Rapunzel and
>Snow White.

You know, I had a dream recently that Amy Acuff was hitting on ME. I told my best track buddy about it, and he called me a geek. My wife agreed.

I think the proper term for that would be "pipe dream."

Re: Oh, the guilt!

You'd find it even better if you knew what "pipe" means in colloquial French.

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Re: Oh, the guilt!

You leave "MY" Amy Acuff alone. As an ex-HJ'er, that fantasy belongs to me.

Re: Oh, the guilt!

>You leave "MY" Amy Acuff alone. As an
>ex-HJ'er, that fantasy belongs to me.

Can I have Kajsa then?