Twack and Field Limericks

[SQUACKEE]

There’s a mad man around with some henchmen
Who’s pissed at a gimp who can’t ditch them
The gimp used his cane
Made the shot putters lame
By smacking them hard in the nuts :shock:

Shakespear aint got nothin on you dog!

My Henchmen wear cups of steel 8)

So bring it on with zeal :roll:

The Hammy can smack :x

But my Henchman love Squack

And they tell me you copped a feel ops:

[bad hammy]

Some shot putting henchmen were in town
Sent to hurt the poor gimp by some clown
Their nuts were bashed in
Then they fell on their chins
And then lied ‘bout hetro hammy gettin' down

[Brian]

Re: Twack and Field Limericks

[quote="Mennisco"]


There once was a sprinter from Nantucket...


REST OF THREAD PULLED!!!!

[Whaddisay, whaddisay--??]

[Mennisco]

There was a fine fellow named Pat
Upon his marbles he sat
When they did disappear
His friends thought it queer
And kicked him out of the frat.

[tafnut]

There was a fine fellow named Pat
Upon his marbles he sat
When they did disappear
His friends thought it queer
And kicked him out of the frat.

When Pat had lost his marbles,

a. no one was surprised
b. his 'frat' turned out to be a co-ed dorm, from which he had previously been banned for behavior eventuated by a previous loss of marbles.

[mike renfro]

Three points:

1. Limericks are harder than they look.

2. The clean ones usually aren't funny. Ogden Nash said that, in a Limerick.

3. I know Squack is a legendary bad speller, but how in the name of dog do you misspell NO :?:

[SQUACKEE]

Three points:

1. Limericks are harder than they look.

2. The clean ones usually aren't funny. Ogden Nash said that, in a Limerick.

3. I know Squack is a legendary bad speller, but how in the name of dog do you misspell NO :?:

Oh ym dog! Im Lexia-Dys, seriously i get things backwards all the time. I dont want to brag but i can spell no on a regular basis

[tafnut]

I dont want to brag but i can spell no on a regular basis

Yeah, if we spot you the N and the O!! :P

[mike renfro]

I dont want to brag but i can spell no on a regular basis

Yeah, if we spot you the N and the O!! :P

He had the N & O, the order was just suspect

[SQUACKEE]

I dont want to brag but i can spell no on a regular basis

Yeah, if we spot you the N and the O!! :P

He had the N & O, the order was just suspect

I had the right letters but then you insist they're in the right order- sheesh :x :cry:

[bad hammy]

I thought it was 'know' . . .

[Mennisco]

There once was a grand sharing place
for discussing track in cyber space
They talked about hope
And trashed those on dope
And wagered on many a race

[dukehjsteve]

I've always loved to High Jump,
Though often I fell on my rump.
But when I did clear,
Wow ! wow ! the crowd would then cheer,
And oh my, how my heart would then pump !

[G.Ahearn]

One of the more clever (and clean) limericks:


There was a young woman named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.

[MJD]

Re: Twack and Field Limericks

cheetah

I can never look at that word the same again:

http://www.dangelobrands.ca/tv-cheetah60.html