Twack and Field Limericks

[Mennisco]

Once was a fast woman named Wilma
Cassius Clay said "I'll wup ya"
She ran with such class
And buried his ass
So he stuck to boxing to thrill ya....

And if nobody likes the idea of limericks based on track I'll stick to making them all by my little lonely self ops:

A lovely lithe cheetah named Evelyn
Took the US record sub-eleven
Resurrected her event
She was Heaven-sent
Gohr and Koch she bedeviled 'em!

[tandfman]

Just don't give up your day job. :wink:

[Mennisco]

Just don't give up your day job. :wink:

Yeah I'd miss you at the office

[Mennisco]

The limericks followed the link hysterically [category 4 error]....for some GOODIES these see Yoda say:


http://www.oedilf.com/db/Lim.php?Topic=68

'Specially liked this one:

Aesop by Chris J. Strolin (Limerick #3950) Quote Me!

It's true other runners won't thwart us,
Though our speed might suggest rigor mortis.
If our progress is steady
For success we'll be ready —
A lesson that Aesop once tortoise.

[Powell]

Re: Twack and Field Limericks

Once was a fast woman named Wilma
Cassius Clay said "I'll wup ya"
She ran with such class
And buried his ass
So he stuck to boxing to thrill ya....

How do you pronounce 'Wilma' to make it rhyme with 'wup ya' :?:

[Mennisco]

Re: Twack and Field Limericks

Once was a fast woman named Wilma
Cassius Clay said "I'll wup ya"
She ran with such class
And buried his ass
So he stuck to boxing to thrill ya....

How do you pronounce 'Wilma' to make it rhyme with 'wup ya' :?:

Like a Texan? OK you're right so an edit:

Once was a fast woman named Wilma
Ali said "You're fast - race me will ya?"
She ran with such class
And whupped his big ass
And he stuck with boxing to thrill ya

[tafnut]

There once was a limericist named Mennisco
Who propositioned a lass, saying, ‘let's go!’
She took one look at his face
And put him right down in his place
When she told him the answer – “ ‘tis no.”


yeah, I know this is weak, but it's the best I could do on short notice

[Mennisco]

There once was a limericist named Mennisco
Who propositioned a lass, saying, ‘let's go!’
She took one look at his face
And put him right down in his place
When she told him the answer – “ ‘tis no.”


yeah, I know this is weak, but it's the best I could do on short notice

There was a good soul named taffy
Who needed a really good laughy
He smacked down Mennisco
Who wondered why 'twas so
And ended up feeling quite gaffe.

[SQUACKEE]

There is a messageboard for Track and Field News

Where one can find many differant views

A handsome and smart Garry Hill

As moderator fits the bill

And there's really no other track site to choose.





Mr. Hill send check to Squack, hurry need new fridge

[bad hammy]

There once was a track geek named SQUACKEE
Who posted quite often and WACKEE
He knew track quite well
But no way could he spell
Though to mention this here is quite TACKEE

[tandfman]

bad hammy wins!

[bad hammy]

bad hammy wins!

My first-ever limerick!

[tandfman]

Excellent! But you might still want to hold on to that day job.

[SQUACKEE]

There is a dude who's hammy is bad :cry:

But some would say he's just a cad :P

He made fun of the Squack :lol:

So the Squack must attack :twisted:

You made one mistake-you made me mad :x

[bad hammy]

There’s a mad man around with some henchmen
Who’s pissed at a gimp who can’t ditch them
The gimp used his cane
Made the shot putters lame
By smacking them hard in the nuts :shock: