New sport approved by the IOC

[bad hammy]

I know, that is why I put it in a tinyurl. NO ONE was going to open up the real URL.

And for you brave souls out there, the real url is http://www.ratemypoo.com/ratemy/poo

[bad hammy]

That's exactly why some prople don't like to open tinyurl's

Daisy,

I know, that is why I put it in a tinyurl. NO ONE was going to open up the real URL.

It is quite toasty down here - kind of like July in Sacramento . . .

bh

[Daisy]

http://tinyurl.com/8379

Hammy!! It's lunch time here too!!



That's exactly why some prople don't like to open tinyurl's

[tandfman]

How about Contact Bridge? I haven't figured out the rules yet, but there are some interesting possibilities.

I can just imagine what happens when people register for a session of Contract Bridge and find that card playing is only half of what they've signed up for.

[bad hammy]

We could also have the Marathon crap, a la Paula Radcliffe.

You have to stop every 5k for a quick dump.

Bonus points for volume, appearance etc.

I'll burn in Hell for this for a bit, but slowcoach started this: http://tinyurl.com/8379

[bad hammy]

.... don't we already have race walking??

Made me laugh . . .

[slowcoach]

We could also have the Marathon crap, a la Paula Radcliffe.

You have to stop every 5k for a quick dump.

Bonus points for volume, appearance etc.

[MJR]

.... don't we already have race walking??

[MJD]

I don't know how many of those things Jon did before I noticed what was going on.

[bhall]

fixed

serious shortcoming of the board; took me forever to figure out that the "this is idiotic" was a link.

Underline should fix that. I may have to tweak styles more.

[bad hammy]

serious shortcoming of the board; took me forever to figure out that the "this is idiotic" was a link.

You should slap somebody around - get them to fix it! :wink:

[gh]

serious shortcoming of the board; took me forever to figure out that the "this is idiotic" was a link.

[Daisy]

The field events should add the 'obesity long jump'?

Points awarded for total weight carried and distance jumped. I'm sure eldrick could come up with a suitable scoring system. Just imagine the opportunities for posturing during the weigh-in.

[tafnut]

In that case I'm going to institute mudwrestling cheerleading. Do the pyramids and flips and stuff, then tag-team in a giant wading pool of thick mud. Would be scored on a 10-point-must system (as in boxing) but a pin in the mud is an outright victory. Only one male over 250 pounds per team, just to keep it on the up-and-up. We wouldn't want to turn this into a joke or anything.

[pv22']

crack smokers 100m. new wr of 8.78