t'nut, You Are Slowing Down

[bad hammy]

You are down to 4370.67 posts per day. Wha' happened?

[tafnut]

I'm typing as fast as my stubby little fingers will go, but every day my numbers are going down, down, down! :?:

look down at the bottom right of this board. Right there it's telling me:

You can post new topics in this forum
You can reply to topics in this forum
You can edit your posts in this forum
You can delete your posts in this forum
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I can just hear the voices telling me, "You can do it, man!"

[Jefferson Buffalo]

I think there are meds that can help you treat that.

[JRM]

I'm typing as fast as my stubby little fingers will go, but every day my numbers are going down, down, down! :?:

look down at the bottom right of this board. Right there it's telling me:

You can post new topics in this forum
You can reply to topics in this forum
You can edit your posts in this forum
You can delete your posts in this forum
You can vote in polls in this forum


I can just hear the voices telling me, "You can do it, man!"

Geez, Taffy. If it said "You can jump off a cliff in this forum", would you?
:P

You can do it, man! You can beat this. One day at a time. Small steps. We're rooting for you.

[tafnut]

I'm trying! I actually sent a few PMs today that the old me would have just posted. A wise man visited me recently and gave me some good advice about achieving inner peace. Now all I want to post is ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmm mmm

[big mac]

Stacey: Taf, you are my wish come true, marry me! :P

[SQUACKEE]

I'm trying! I actually sent a few PMs today that the old me would have just posted. A wise man visited me recently and gave me some good advice about achieving inner peace. Now all I want to post is ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmm mmm

your welcome!

[tafnut]

Yesssssssssss! Oh wait, I already am . . . thinking, thinking . . . Utah, yeah that's the ticket! Someone else posted a big picture of MyGirl (nsi) on another board - too early to remember - anyway, to both of you - thanks for starting my (our) day out right!!! ILYSD!

[MJD]

Since the new board started, here are the number of posts that the top 5 posters have made:

tafnut-44
gh-55-gh will catch tafnut sometime in late 2009
MJD-37-gh is safely putting distance on me
Epelle-3-computer issues-late joiner so he could be the sleeper in the mix since it took him a while to get his groove-particularly since there seems to have been a tafnut intervention
Jon-21-poor guy has joined the world of the working stiffs

[tafnut]

gh-55-gh will catch tafnut sometime in late 2009

Over my dead *BANG* . . .

[gh]

don't worry--I'll shoot myself first.

[SQUACKEE]

Who Shot NUT!!!!

Who Could It be?...... COULD IT BE..... :twisted:

[tafnut]

I just had a very insidious idea - what if I went back through the threads and surreptitiously started deleting all my old posts? Would the counter go backwards? Then, when gh saw himself as the #1 poster, would he have to fuss at himself for posting too much?! I think it's worth a try :wink:

squack - fear not - I am wearing my Kevlar vest today - the bullet only stunned me! It'll take more'n that to bring down the tafnut!

gh - please don't kill yourself until after I go first. My only pleasure in life (such as it is!) is the knowledge that you read each and every one of my posts with such great enthusiasm. I fear your absence would make my life (more) meaningless! :lol:

[polevaultpower]

I just had a very insidious idea - what if I went back through the threads and surreptitiously started deleting all my old posts? Would the counter go backwards?

Yes it would... but some of my users tell me they can't delete their own posts once they have been replied to. :wink:

[tandfman]

Maybe the best way to slow tafnut down is to keep sprinkling the Boards with Dragila pictures. You can't write messages when you're sitting there gawking at your computer.