Favorite Humorous Character Songs

[bad hammy]

Woke up this morning with Leon Russell’s ‘Queen of the Roller Derby” on my brain (go figure). Reminded me of favorites from the past, such as:


The Jim Croce Classics:

Bad, Bad Leroy Brown
You Don’t Mess Around With Jim
Rapid Roy (The Stock Car Boy)
Roller Derby Queen (interestingly not the same song as Leon Russell’s)


The Ray Stevens Classics

Gitarzan (And His Monkey Band)
Ahab the Arab


Any other favorites out there?

[SQUACKEE]

boy named sue
im a lumber jack and im ok
big john
there comin to take away ha ha to the funny farm

[tafnut]

The Streaker
The Purple People Eater
The Witch Doctor

[Cooter Brown]

Nymphomaniac - Jason Boland

One of the few country songs worth a damn...
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Well welcome everybody to Willies place
You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face
We got everything,
The only thing that we lack
is a rich young dumb nymphomaniac

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

We'll give her great big tits
And a little bitty ass
A fucking machine that never runs out of gas
A body like nobody's ever seen before
She recently inherited a liquor store

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

Well she doesn't wanna marry
And she doesn't wanna fight
She doesn't get two shit if I stay out all night
I bring home another woman
She just gives me a smile
Take off our clothes then we buck in a pile

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

Make her a magic fingers mama
That can roll up my doobs
The best in the west at cooking chinese food
She doesn't to shop and she doesn't wear clothes
She always compliments me on the size of my hose

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

We'll make her three feet tall
And stand about to here
With a flat spot on her head
So I can rest my beer

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

[bad hammy]

Nymphomaniac - Jason Boland

She sounded pretty good until the Chinese food part - I don't really like Chinese food!

Kinda sounds like a song a Cooter would come up with . . .

[Guest]

One of the few country songs worth a dam

Speaking of country songs, how about, "Billy's Got His Beer Goggles On",
"Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off"?

[cullman]

"If You See Kay" - Memphis Slim

"The Witch" - The Sonics

"Cow Patti" - Jim Stafford (Cow Patti said, "You better watch your step, when you know the chips are down!")

cman

[SQUACKEE]

One of the few country songs worth a dam

Speaking of country songs, how about, "Billy's Got His Beer Goggles On",
"Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off"?

ill be under the table when i get over you

[wineturtle]

The Mighy Quinn by Bob Dylan,Rocky Racoon and Running Bear.
Does Wink Martindale's Deck of Cards actually name the soldier?

[MJD]

Not a character per se:

http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/k/k ... epenis.htm