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  • Favorite Humorous Character Songs

    Woke up this morning with Leon Russell’s ‘Queen of the Roller Derby” on my brain (go figure). Reminded me of favorites from the past, such as:


    The Jim Croce Classics:

    Bad, Bad Leroy Brown
    You Don’t Mess Around With Jim
    Rapid Roy (The Stock Car Boy)
    Roller Derby Queen (interestingly not the same song as Leon Russell’s)


    The Ray Stevens Classics

    Gitarzan (And His Monkey Band)
    Ahab the Arab


    Any other favorites out there?

  • #2
    boy named sue
    im a lumber jack and im ok
    big john
    there comin to take away ha ha to the funny farm
    phsstt!

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    • #3
      The Streaker
      The Purple People Eater
      The Witch Doctor

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      • #4
        Nymphomaniac - Jason Boland

        One of the few country songs worth a damn...
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        Well welcome everybody to Willies place
        You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face
        We got everything,
        The only thing that we lack
        is a rich young dumb nymphomaniac

        I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
        To drive me around in her cadillac
        If she's not down on her knees
        She will be flat on her back
        I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

        We'll give her great big tits
        And a little bitty ass
        A fucking machine that never runs out of gas
        A body like nobody's ever seen before
        She recently inherited a liquor store

        I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
        To drive me around in her cadillac
        If she's not down on her knees
        She will be flat on her back
        I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

        Well she doesn't wanna marry
        And she doesn't wanna fight
        She doesn't get two shit if I stay out all night
        I bring home another woman
        She just gives me a smile
        Take off our clothes then we buck in a pile

        I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
        To drive me around in her cadillac
        If she's not down on her knees
        She will be flat on her back
        I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

        Make her a magic fingers mama
        That can roll up my doobs
        The best in the west at cooking chinese food
        She doesn't to shop and she doesn't wear clothes
        She always compliments me on the size of my hose

        I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
        To drive me around in her cadillac
        If she's not down on her knees
        She will be flat on her back
        I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

        We'll make her three feet tall
        And stand about to here
        With a flat spot on her head
        So I can rest my beer

        I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
        To drive me around in her cadillac
        If she's not down her knees
        She will be flat on her back
        I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Cooter Brown
          Nymphomaniac - Jason Boland
          She sounded pretty good until the Chinese food part - I don't really like Chinese food!

          Kinda sounds like a song a Cooter would come up with . . .

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Cooter Brown
            One of the few country songs worth a dam
            Speaking of country songs, how about, "Billy's Got His Beer Goggles On",
            "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off"?

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            • #7
              "If You See Kay" - Memphis Slim

              "The Witch" - The Sonics

              "Cow Patti" - Jim Stafford (Cow Patti said, "You better watch your step, when you know the chips are down!")

              cman

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              • #8
                Originally posted by maggot
                Originally posted by Cooter Brown
                One of the few country songs worth a dam
                Speaking of country songs, how about, "Billy's Got His Beer Goggles On",
                "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off"?
                ill be under the table when i get over you
                phsstt!

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                • #9
                  The Mighy Quinn by Bob Dylan,Rocky Racoon and Running Bear.
                  Does Wink Martindale's Deck of Cards actually name the soldier?
                  Tom Hyland:
                  "squack and wineturtle get it"

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                  • #10
                    Not a character per se:

                    http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/k/k ... epenis.htm

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