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  • MJD
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    Not a character per se:

    http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/k/k ... epenis.htm

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  • wineturtle
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    The Mighy Quinn by Bob Dylan,Rocky Racoon and Running Bear.
    Does Wink Martindale's Deck of Cards actually name the soldier?

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  • SQUACKEE
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    Originally posted by maggot
    Originally posted by Cooter Brown
    One of the few country songs worth a dam
    Speaking of country songs, how about, "Billy's Got His Beer Goggles On",
    "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off"?
    ill be under the table when i get over you

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  • cullman
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    "If You See Kay" - Memphis Slim

    "The Witch" - The Sonics

    "Cow Patti" - Jim Stafford (Cow Patti said, "You better watch your step, when you know the chips are down!")

    cman

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  • Guest's Avatar
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    Originally posted by Cooter Brown
    One of the few country songs worth a dam
    Speaking of country songs, how about, "Billy's Got His Beer Goggles On",
    "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off"?

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  • bad hammy
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    Originally posted by Cooter Brown
    Nymphomaniac - Jason Boland
    She sounded pretty good until the Chinese food part - I don't really like Chinese food!

    Kinda sounds like a song a Cooter would come up with . . .

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  • Cooter Brown
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    Nymphomaniac - Jason Boland

    One of the few country songs worth a damn...
    ----

    Well welcome everybody to Willies place
    You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face
    We got everything,
    The only thing that we lack
    is a rich young dumb nymphomaniac

    I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
    To drive me around in her cadillac
    If she's not down on her knees
    She will be flat on her back
    I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

    We'll give her great big tits
    And a little bitty ass
    A fucking machine that never runs out of gas
    A body like nobody's ever seen before
    She recently inherited a liquor store

    I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
    To drive me around in her cadillac
    If she's not down on her knees
    She will be flat on her back
    I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

    Well she doesn't wanna marry
    And she doesn't wanna fight
    She doesn't get two shit if I stay out all night
    I bring home another woman
    She just gives me a smile
    Take off our clothes then we buck in a pile

    I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
    To drive me around in her cadillac
    If she's not down on her knees
    She will be flat on her back
    I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

    Make her a magic fingers mama
    That can roll up my doobs
    The best in the west at cooking chinese food
    She doesn't to shop and she doesn't wear clothes
    She always compliments me on the size of my hose

    I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
    To drive me around in her cadillac
    If she's not down on her knees
    She will be flat on her back
    I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

    We'll make her three feet tall
    And stand about to here
    With a flat spot on her head
    So I can rest my beer

    I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
    To drive me around in her cadillac
    If she's not down her knees
    She will be flat on her back
    I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

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  • tafnut
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    The Streaker
    The Purple People Eater
    The Witch Doctor

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  • SQUACKEE
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    boy named sue
    im a lumber jack and im ok
    big john
    there comin to take away ha ha to the funny farm

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  • bad hammy
    started a topic Favorite Humorous Character Songs

    Favorite Humorous Character Songs

    Woke up this morning with Leon Russell’s ‘Queen of the Roller Derby” on my brain (go figure). Reminded me of favorites from the past, such as:


    The Jim Croce Classics:

    Bad, Bad Leroy Brown
    You Don’t Mess Around With Jim
    Rapid Roy (The Stock Car Boy)
    Roller Derby Queen (interestingly not the same song as Leon Russell’s)


    The Ray Stevens Classics

    Gitarzan (And His Monkey Band)
    Ahab the Arab


    Any other favorites out there?
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