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  • Worst Alcoholic Drink?

    First, in all modesty, may I announce my expertise in this highly specialised field...

    Taste, intensity of hangover, subsequent bad behaviour and choice of partner whilst under the influence are all valid criteria. I nominate:

    Jagermeister - looks like shit, tastes like shit, and makes one feel much worse than shit.....

    Liebfraumilch - if the Germans know anything about wine, they're keeping it to themselves.

    Curacoa Blue Bols - Blue??????

    Gin - I tried for the first and last time when I was 16.

    The Basque national spirit - it's green. Can't remember it's name (probably unpronouncable anyway), or what I did that night. But the hangover was special.....

    SKÅL :?

  • #2
    JAGERSHIT! i know someone who works for the company and drives all around the country in the jager-moblle promoting this slop. it taste like horrible cough syrup gone bad. :twisted:
    phsstt!

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    • #3
      Basically every mainstream USAnian beer.

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      • #4
        This thread's title is a perfect example of a tautology.

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        • #5
          How about overpriced and overrated?

          I vote for Crown Royal - it tastes like turpentine.

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          • #6
            Re: Worst Alcoholic Drink?

            Originally posted by Vern
            Gin - I tried for the first and last time when I was 16.
            That has nothing to do w/ gin itself and everything to do, one suspects, with what you did with it! I haven't had a screwdriver since May of 1965. I still shudder.

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            • #7
              Slo Gin!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by MJD
                Basically every mainstream USAnian beer.
                I agree. I was at a function a few weeks ago and all they had was Butweiser. I took one sip and threw it out and got some water.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by maggot
                  Originally posted by MJD
                  Basically every mainstream USAnian beer.
                  I agree. I was at a function a few weeks ago and all they had was Butweiser. I took one sip and threw it out and got some water.
                  When my father first lived in the US, he used to complain bitterly about still being able to walk 5 miles home after drinking 15 Buds.

                  But then he met a nice man called Sam Adams.

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                  • #10
                    Jagermeister definatelty, disgusting. I don't count mainstream US beer as an alcoholic beverage. Came home from Berlin a few weeks ago with a bottle of Absinthe - haven't tried it yet but I'll let you know...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Vern
                      Originally posted by maggot
                      Originally posted by MJD
                      Basically every mainstream USAnian beer.
                      I agree. I was at a function a few weeks ago and all they had was Butweiser. I took one sip and threw it out and got some water.
                      When my father first lived in the US, he used to complain bitterly about still being able to walk 5 miles home after drinking 15 Buds.

                      But then he met a nice man called Sam Adams.

                      Had the same experience 10 years ago when I went to an English friends wedding in Lawrence, KS. I've known Andy since I was 10, he's a 20 stone (320lb) former second row forward. His American friends were in awe of the fact that when he first showed up here he could drink 20 buds with no apparent effect.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by marknhj
                        Jagermeister definatelty, disgusting. I don't count mainstream US beer as an alcoholic beverage. Came home from Berlin a few weeks ago with a bottle of Absinthe - haven't tried it yet but I'll let you know...
                        mark , have you seen " the little green fairy?"
                        phsstt!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by SQUACKEE
                          Originally posted by marknhj
                          Jagermeister definatelty, disgusting. I don't count mainstream US beer as an alcoholic beverage. Came home from Berlin a few weeks ago with a bottle of Absinthe - haven't tried it yet but I'll let you know...
                          mark , have you seen " the little green fairy?"

                          >>>

                          Actually yes, although not on booze...I hear that Absinthe can generate multiple little green fairies...we'll see!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by marknhj
                            he could drink 20 buds with no apparent effect.
                            I'm sorry, but the BS alarm just short-circuited on that one. TWO GALLONS of beer??!! Unless he had a catheter planted directly into his bladder - attached to a sump pump - I ain't buying it. Also: one would have to assume that all his brain cells were ALREADY dead from previous imbibings, which leads one to believe he wa not capable of the cognitive process that is required to lift the can to one's mouth.

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                            • #15
                              isn't absinthe a poison?!

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