Songs for Baby Boomers

[Guest]

*It was fun being a baby boomer..till now.
Some of the artists of the 60s/70s are revising their hits with new
lyrics to accommodate the aging baby boomers.

They include:

1. Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

2. The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

3. Bobby Darin - Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

4. Ringo Starr - I Get By With a Little Help from Depends

5. Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

6. Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now

7. Paul Simon - Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

8. Commodores - once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

9. Marvin Gaye - I Heard it Through the Grape Nuts

10. Procol Harem - A Whiter Shade of Hair

11. Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping

12. The Temptations - Papa's Got a brand new Kidney Stone

13. Abba - Denture Queen

14. Tony Orlando - Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me Fall

15. Helen Reddy - I am Woman, Hear me Snore

16. Willie Nelson - on the Throne Again

17. Leslie Gore - It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To*

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Priceless! I can relate

[Walt Murphy]

The list would be a lot funnier if so many of the "tunes" didn't hit so close to homejavascript:emoticon('')

[Guest]

The list would be a lot funnier if so many of the "tunes" didn't hit so close to home

You need to be a certain age for all of them to make sense. Here's another one that boomers can relate to.
How can you tell it's 2005 instead of 1955?
When you walk into a store you can ask for a condom in a loud voice but need to whisper when you ask for cigarettes.

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How can you tell it's 2005 instead of 1955?

I'm so senile, when I wrote a check last week (which I rarely do anymore), I was filling in the date, and started to write 19. . . and then couldn't figure out why I was so stumped with what came after that!! :shock: I looked at the young girl clerk and quickly tore it up, saying I had put in the wrong amount.

[SQUACKEE]

How can you tell it's 2005 instead of 1955?

I'm so senile, when I wrote a check last week (which I rarely do anymore), I was filling in the date, and started to write 19. . . and then couldn't figure out why I was so stumped with what came after that!! :shock: I looked at the young girl clerk and quickly tore it up, saying I had put in the wrong amount.

so...... memory goin ugh? :twisted: you didnt forget that $500.00 buckaroos i kindly lent you last year, did you? :shock: well dont worry about it. im such a nice guy i'll take only $400. your welcome! :twisted: i mean this face

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so...... memory goin ugh? :twisted: you didnt forget that $500.00 buckaroos i kindly lent you last year, did you? :shock: well dont worry about it. im such a nice guy i'll take only $400. your welcome! :twisted: i mean this face

Yes, I DO remember that, but apparently YOU have forgotten that right after I paid you back, you promised NEVER to eat mashed potatoes again (so as to keep your girlish figure)! :shock:

[SQUACKEE]

so...... memory goin ugh? :twisted: you didnt forget that $500.00 buckaroos i kindly lent you last year, did you? :shock: well dont worry about it. im such a nice guy i'll take only $400. your welcome! :twisted: i mean this face

Yes, I DO remember that, but apparently YOU have forgotten that right after I paid you back, you promised NEVER to eat mashed potatoes again (so as to keep your girlish figure)! :shock:

unfortunately in my case the opposite is true. the mashed potatoes are feeding my newly formed man boobs and soft flabby body.