COVID memes

[bhall]

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[Atticus]

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True Patriots smile knowingly.

[Conor Dary]

True Patriots smile knowingly.

I have to admit I didn't get the 28-3 in bhall's post at first......

That is good....

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[bambam1729]

Not COVID related, but in a similar vein:

The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by investigators at a major U.S. research university. The element, tentatively named administratium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have one neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons and 111 assistant vice neutrons, which gives it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons.

Since it has no electrons, administratium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of administratium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally occurred in less than a second.

Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years, at which time it does not decay, but instead undergoes a re-organization in which assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. Studies have shown that the atomic mass actually increases after each re-organization.

Research at other laboratories indicates that administratium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as government agencies, large corporations, and universities. It can usually be found in the newest, best appointed, and best maintained buildings.

Scientists point out that administratium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how administratium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising.

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[tandfman]

Yes! Call 1-800-LAW-DUDE

[Conor Dary]

Remember...we are all in this together....

https://mobile.twitter.com/ConorBlenner/status/1252870171422715907

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[Atticus]

Remember...we are all in this together.

"Sacrifice the Weak" – imagine not just thinking of this but actually writing it out AND taking it out on the street in Nashville, Tennessee.

I'm REALLY hoping that guy was making the opposite point by showing how ridiculous that statement is.

[Conor Dary]

I'm REALLY hoping that guy was making the opposite point by showing how ridiculous that statement is.

I had that same thought myself....though after the Las Vegas Mayor wreck of an interview...not quite sure now...

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this thread is for humor in a time when there isn't much

thanks

[Conor Dary]

I thought it was rather comical....but I get your point...