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  • #91
    But wait! There’s more!

    When the current government's Corona strategy was presented, Epidemiologists hoped the policy wouldn't spread widely, Immunologists thought the policy would lead to allergies, Family physicians thought we should divorce the policy from the government, Geriatricians viewed it as an old solution that should pass away in good hospice, Hematologists saw it as a product of bloody idiots, Oncologists viewed it as a cancer of society, it made Pulmonologists want to hold their breath until it was over, Geneticists saw it as a mutation, Opthalmologists couldn't see how it would work, Pathologists diagnosed it as deadly, Microbiologists saw it as only a germ of an idea, Physiatrists thought it needed massaging before it was implemented, Preventive medicine specialists wondered why it wasn't stopped a long time ago, Hospitalists did not want it admitted to their facility, and Dentists wanted to immediately extract the strategy from public policy.

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        At my workplace, I have my own lab where I can always go for solitude, but I also have a workstation located in an office that I share with 2 other people. Luckily all 3 of us are on the same page with regards to COVID-19, and one of us sprays disinfectsnt on the door handles and other commonly touched items every morning. Yesterday morning after I had sprayed everything, one of my co-workers channelling Robert Duvall said, "I love the smell of Lysol in the morning".
        Last edited by jazzcyclist; 04-07-2020, 07:34 PM.

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        • #94
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          Sunlight is said to be the best of disinfectants

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          • #95
            In case you're wondering why I'm not taking care of COVID19 patients, like Dr Jay, and some of the other MDs on this board - https://www.captiongenerator.com/175...takes-on-COVID

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            • #96
              Godwin's Law strikes again!

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                • #98
                  Originally posted by bambam1729 View Post
                  In case you're wondering why I'm not taking care of COVID19 patients, like Dr Jay, and some of the other MDs on this board - https://www.captiongenerator.com/175...takes-on-COVID
                  I've wondered what the original was. Here it is. Click on the CC icon at bottom right to see the sub-titles.

                  ***CLICK THE CAPTIONS BUTTON ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT FOR SUBTITLES***The scene in the German film Downfall, where Hitler realises he is defeated in Berlin, and l...

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                    • Originally posted by helen s View Post
                      but wait! There’s more!

                      when the current government's corona strategy was presented, epidemiologists hoped the policy wouldn't spread widely, immunologists thought the policy would lead to allergies, family physicians thought we should divorce the policy from the government, geriatricians viewed it as an old solution that should pass away in good hospice, hematologists saw it as a product of bloody idiots, oncologists viewed it as a cancer of society, it made pulmonologists want to hold their breath until it was over, geneticists saw it as a mutation, opthalmologists couldn't see how it would work, pathologists diagnosed it as deadly, microbiologists saw it as only a germ of an idea, physiatrists thought it needed massaging before it was implemented, preventive medicine specialists wondered why it wasn't stopped a long time ago, hospitalists did not want it admitted to their facility, and dentists wanted to immediately extract the strategy from public policy.
                      aaaarrrrggghhhh!

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                            • a word to the wise....
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                              • for math whizzes

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