COVID memes

[Vault-emort]

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[bad hammy]

Social distancing explained: https://mobile.twitter.com/JoshuaGru...17963566006272

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Social distancing explained: https://mobile.twitter.com/JoshuaGru...17963566006272

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[Master403]

Social distancing explained: https://mobile.twitter.com/JoshuaGru...17963566006272

This recreates a demo of a nuclear chain reaction. There were much earlier ones, but in 2015 Pepsi used something like it in a commercial.

https://www.fastcompany.com/https://www.fastcompany.com/3040653/2000-ping-pong-balls-and-mouse-traps-create-an-extreme-chain-reaction-in-new-pepsi-ad

This is a very clever idea to adapt the chain reaction demo to an epidemic, because the math is quite similar. Thank you.

[DrJay]

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some reflections on social distancing and its impact on one's psyche:

* Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.


* I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.


* I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.


* Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom


* PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.


* Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.


* I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone


* This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.


* So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?


* Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal.
I have no clue how this place is still in business.

* My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.


* Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.


* I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?


* I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.


* Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.


* Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.


* Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under

[tandfman]

Day 8 of social isolation and it’s looking like Las Vegas in my house.



We’re losing money by the minute.


Cocktails are acceptable at any hour.


Nobody knows what time it is.

[JRM]

[scottmitchell74]

"tandfman"



I'd take my chances!

[ATK]

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[DrJay]

[JRM]

Not a COVID meme, but I got a good chuckle out of it. Happy Easter!

[tandfman]

[tandfman]

Have you read Wittgenstein's Mistress? Wiki sez:

Wittgenstein's Mistress by David Markson is a highly stylized, experimental novel in the tradition of Samuel Beckett. The novel is mainly a series of statements made in the first person; the protagonist is a woman named Kate who believes herself to be the last human on earth.

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