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    Somebody taught me this many years ago: when reading your fortune cookie out loud, you always add the words "in bed" at the end. It's much funnier that way.
    I was reminded of this tonight. We ordered in Chinese food, and my fortune said "one old friend is better than two new ones (in bed)".

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    our office version was always "between the sheets"

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    • #3
      Every fortune I have ever pulled out of a cookie said, "That wasn't chicken."

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