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    People in Hungaria (and all over the world) can choose name of the new bridge over river Danube, there is a lot of famous Hungarian historical faces on the list, but on high 2nd place is .................. CHUCK NORRIS

    On this link you can vote for our Chuck Norris until 08. 09., please vote now :wink:

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    If does become CN Bridge, think how tough it'll be!

    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

    Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

    If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

    Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

    The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

    If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

    If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

    On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.

    When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

    If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

    Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

    Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.

    If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

    Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.

    One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

    Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.

    Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.