Every man's 4 stages of Santa Claus

[SQUACKEE]

Sorry this is a little late but-

Stage 1 You know there's a Santa Claus

Stage 2 You know there is not a Santa Claus :roll:

Stage 3 You know that you are Santa Claus :x

Stage 4 You eventually look exactly like Santa Claus :cry:

[EPelle]

Sorry, buddy, but I skipped stage one.

[SQUACKEE]

Sorry, buddy, but I skipped stage one.

Ahh thats too bad. It was wonderful knowing a big fat guy would give me presents. Later he was replaced by another big fat guy named Dad.