Columnist Suggests Super Bowl as National Holiday

[SQUACKEE]

Im gonna watch and im a gonna pardee. Im taking Monday cause i can.

One defination of party is you dont have to work the next day!

Wimp.

Yes i am! But one man's wimp is another man's genius. The game may be over at 10:30 but that doesnt mean the party is.

Instead of draggin me self out of bed at 6 to go to work i will linger in my fluffy cocoon. I may not rise till 9 and then only to get a cup of coffee and the local newspaper. I will return to bed and read and sip, read and sip.

At around 10 am i will make my way down stairs to the kitchen for 2 eggs over easy and toast.

Its goin to be wonderful thinking as i pound beers and hot wings sunday nite that its not sunday nite. In squack time its saturday baby!

[bad hammy]

The game is over at 7:30 my time, but not the party. I'm more than happy not to go to work Monday.