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  • If You Could Have Your Footprint Bronzed...

    Where would you leave it, what caption would you have printed, and why?

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    Re: If You Could Have Your Footprint Bronzed...

    Originally posted by EPelle
    Where would you leave it, what caption would you have printed, and why?
    at the base of my tombstone with the epigram(-taph):
    "One last step for (a) man, one giant stride for mankind!"
    (get it? y'all are finally rid of me? Never mind, I guess you'd have to be there!)

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    • #3
      On somebody's ass.... just haven't decided who yet.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by gh
        On somebody's ass.... just haven't decided who yet.
        tafnut??

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        • #5
          None of my steps deserve to be remember but from recent events i would have to choose a sleepy and dark 6 am mis-step into my cat's puke. Anyone want a casting?
          phsstt!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by bad hammy
            Originally posted by gh
            On somebody's ass.... just haven't decided who yet.
            tafnut??
            I dont believe one foot print will be enough given the present situation. 88mm canon fire? Gatlin gun? Daisy cutter? Fuel air bomb? Cruise missle? 100 megaton nuc?
            phsstt!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by bad hammy
              Originally posted by gh
              On somebody's ass.... just haven't decided who yet.
              tafnut??
              Last time I checked in the mirror that were still some marks left from the last butt-kicking I got (in regard to the 114th thing that I had commented on that I had NO idea what I was talking about! :twisted: )

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              • #8
                Originally posted by tafnut
                Last time I checked in the mirror that were still some marks left from the last butt-kicking I got . . .
                You see your ass when you look in the mirror?? So many jokes, where do I start???

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by bad hammy
                  So many jokes, where do I start???
                  With yourself, as usual! :twisted:

                  Perhaps YOU can easily see the back of your butt without looking in a mirror, but mine's not that BIG!!

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                  • #10
                    I've never been all that interested in what my butt looked like . . .

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by bad hammy
                      I've never been all that interested in what my butt looked like . . .
                      But you do care about it functioning well dont you? Bad Butt Hammy? Bad to the butt bone Hammy. Man! You got a great blues man's name.
                      phsstt!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by bad hammy
                        I've never been all that interested in what my butt looked like . . .
                        Which means your wife is enamored of your butt, as has been the case with legions of women dating back to Grade 8? Not to mention the guys in the Bay area? You have a great ass, you run, it is worshipped. Why be interested in how it looks? If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
                        Take good care of yourself.

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                        • #13
                          My feet are already bronzed. I use the fake tanner regularly.
                          Take good care of yourself.

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                          • #14
                            I wonder if this thread is what EPelle had in mind when he started it. Somehow, I doubt it.

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