Another Brilliant Waste of Research Dollars

[Mennisco]

Didn't researchers just release a paper indicating that the number one motivator to have sex is because it feels good???

Done by a virgin academic? I read a great ad on the subway today:

"It's good to have a mind like a sponge, with holes in it like swiss cheese. The Swiss live in the Alps like goats and have terribly cute little kids you just want to squeeze like a sponge.."

Any bets there are dissertations written, and fuhds conferred, around the following?

Trivial sex:

1)Snails can have sex for up to 8 hours.
2)It takes 1/3000th of a second for a male fruit fly to arouse a female fruit fly.
3)A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
4)Humans, dolphins and Bonobo Chimpanzees are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

3) and 4) are in direct contradicktion.

http://sms-unlimited.blogspot.com/2007/ ... facts.html

And:

"Penguins only have sex twice a year." Seems to neatly dovetail with GNOME's roughly 6-month release cycle, not including testing. :wink:

http://live.gnome.org/ReleasePlanning/TimeBased

[bad hammy]

Didn't researchers just release a paper indicating that the number one motivator to have sex is because it feels good???

[Mennisco]

They compared milk, soy milk, and Gatorade? Who da thunk it up this thing?

"a new Canadian study that found that exercisers who drink milk after a workout gain more muscle and lose more fat than those who consume sports drinks.......The research was funded by the Canadian Institutes of Health Research and the U.S. National Dairy Council.

http://tinyurl.com/yowwb2

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/20 ... 104257.htm