Bears Eat Man at Beer Festival

[Guest]

BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe...eut/index.html

[SQUACKEE]

The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.

Everytime i myself drink beer i have an unbearable desire to have a threesome with Yogi and Boo Boo. Also Smokie the bear. Yeah i got a fire in my pants and only Smokie can put it out.

[tafnut]

The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage.

Sounds like a Darwin Award winner.

[AS]

Do you think the bears were drunk too?

That'd be a pretty shocking realisation once you sobered up... "I thought he was a kebab"...

[tandfman]

C'mon guys. We should be able to do more with this material.

http://209.157.64.200/focus/f-news/1883822/posts

[SQUACKEE]

Everyone is coming down hard of this naked, drunk bear #@#$#er, BUT! No one has come up with the fact that the man was probably seduced by the bears.

[Kevin Richardson]

Wait...wait...It was the sight of all that "bear" flesh that lured him into their den. :shock:

[lonewolf]

There is a perfectly logical answer to this but I'll admit, I don't know what it is..

[Novitiate]

C'mon guys. We should be able to do more with this material.

http://209.157.64.200/focus/f-news/1883822/posts

Those are wickedly hilarious! Donkey shins. don't b surprised if some lowlife German porno co. puts out something called Bearback Mountin'. :roll:

[Dietmar239]

I can't bear to read this thread anymore. Ok, I'll stop. I hate puns.

[SQUACKEE]

Come on this dude is no differant than the rest of us. He wanted to have sex on a bear skin rug. It must of been very exciting right up until he was relieved of his weapon.

[Mennisco]

I can't bear to read this thread anymore. Ok, I'll stop. I hate puns.

Anyone read these threads naked?

[SQUACKEE]

I can't bear to read this thread anymore. Ok, I'll stop. I hate puns.

Anyone read these threads naked?

Would they be funny then?

[Dietmar239]

I can't bear to read this thread anymore. Ok, I'll stop. I hate puns.

Anyone read these threads naked?

Bongs-a-plenty in Canada.