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    Some punk kid, 19 years old and friend of my sons, after hearing i was runner said, "I could beat you, you old man." I got pissed and without warming up challanged the punk to about a 60 yard dash, to the next mailbox. At 40 yards he had a slight lead so i put on the afterburners and felt my hammy go.

    On a scale from 1-1,000,000,000 how stupid am i? ops:
    phsstt!

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    Sorry, SQUACKEE. bad hammy is already taken.

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    • #3
      Re: Dont try this at home

      Originally posted by SQUACKEE
      .... who stupid am i? ops:
      I guess you just answered your own question. :lol:
      If you're ever walking down the beach and you see a girl dressed in a bikini made out of seashells, and you pick her up and hold her to your ear, you can hear her scream.

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      • #4
        oh boy..........
        There are no strings on me

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        • #5
          Gee, squackee, funny you should mention that. I know a guy JUST LIKE THAT and everyone said, "You idiot!" to him . . . :roll:

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          • #6
            Originally posted by tafnut
            Gee, squackee, funny you should mention that. I know a guy JUST LIKE THAT and everyone said, "You idiot!" to him . . . :roll:
            Cant be two people on the planet this stupid! What his name? I wanna buy him a beer or a soft drink? :twisted:
            phsstt!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by SQUACKEE
              Cant be two people on the planet this stupid! What his name? I wanna buy him a beer or a soft drink? :twisted:
              Let's just say: he doesn't get mad; he gets even . . .
              Remember Charles Bronson in Death Wish? Yeah, he's a lot like that guy! :shock:

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              • #8
                Brash Punk

                Warm up, baby, warm up.

                BCB

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                • #9
                  Re: Brash Punk

                  Originally posted by bijanc
                  Warm up, baby, warm up.
                  Who's got time for that silly little stuff when you're a Major Stud Muffin and in a hurry to prove it??!! The story would have been even better if the idiot guy had raced a GIRL!!! Oh, and even better if the older guy had been the one to demand the race! Now THAT would be unimagineable stupidity. Luckily no one HERE is THAT cretinous a moron! :roll:

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                  • #10
                    Re: Dont try this at home

                    Originally posted by SQUACKEE
                    I got pissed and without warming up challanged the punk to about a 60 yard dash,...
                    Track is metric -- if you had challenged him to a 50m dash instead, you probably would have been OK. That's what Americans get for ignoring the metric system! 8)

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by tafnut
                      Originally posted by SQUACKEE
                      Cant be two people on the planet this stupid! What his name? I wanna buy him a beer or a soft drink? :twisted:
                      Let's just say: he doesn't get mad; he gets even . . .
                      Remember Charles Bronson in Death Wish? Yeah, he's a lot like that guy! :shock:
                      Thanx fer the heads up. I will keep my eyes open for a man with a limp and a tiny brain cavity. Henchmen are searching right now. For some reason my x-shot putters insisted on beginning their quest in JAX .FL.
                      8)
                      phsstt!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Brash Punk

                        Originally posted by tafnut
                        Originally posted by bijanc
                        Warm up, baby, warm up.
                        Who's got time for that silly little stuff when you're a Major Stud Muffin and in a hurry to prove it??!! The story would have been even better if the idiot guy had raced a GIRL!!! Oh, and even better if the older guy had been the one to demand the race! Now THAT would be unimagineable stupidity. Luckily no one HERE is THAT cretinous a moron! :roll:
                        dude, I think my Dad did this exact same thing a few years ago.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Brash Punk

                          Originally posted by skyin' brian
                          dude, I think my Dad did this exact same thing a few years ago.
                          My condolences with having that gene pool!

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                          • #14
                            I made the whole thing up in an effort to out a certain poster. My master plan has worked like a swiss watch. Can you guess who it is?
                            phsstt!

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