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  • SQUACKEE
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    I think birds of prey might be useful. I wouldn't throw a seagull but picture this, Hey bad guy, say hello to my little friend." And then you launch a Bald Eagle on his ass.

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  • hammer forever
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    very effective defense weapon is Piranaha Fish...easily concealed inside your coat pocket, then just whip them out and throw!

    Hard part is also concealing the water bowl....

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  • kuha
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    Squak: Great story. I'm a big fan of hedgehogs. The original screenplay for the "Lethal Weapon" movies had Mel Gibson throwing hedgehogs, but some re-write guy decided that a six-shooter was better. Go figure...

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  • DrJay
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    Myself, I'll go for the used-car salesman.

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  • SQUACKEE
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    Originally posted by Daisy
    What about a tasmanian devil, loony toons style, of course.

    A skunk might be effective. I'll trump your lawyer with a day trader.
    Excellent! I've been pondering a 2 prong attack. First up a Porcupine in heat then we finish the sucker off with a Real Estate Agent.

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  • Daisy
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    What about a tasmanian devil, loony toons style, of course.

    A skunk might be effective. I'll trump your lawyer with a day trader.

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  • Kevin Richardson
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    Wolverines are a great idea. The hard part would be the release............

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  • SQUACKEE
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    Originally posted by Helen S
    Hedgehogs are very small mild mannered animals which happen to have protective spines. If an injury occurred, it was because the throwee either tried to catch the wrong side or was unlucky enough to get hit by the animals back.

    I think I might start with a wolverine.
    Excellent choice Helen. Did you stuggle with the Badger alternative?

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  • Helen S
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    Hedgehogs are very small mild mannered animals which happen to have protective spines. If an injury occurred, it was because the throwee either tried to catch the wrong side or was unlucky enough to get hit by the animals back.

    I think I might start with a wolverine.

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  • Law dude
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    Re: Hedgehog attack-true story!

    Originally posted by SQUACKEE
    . . . if the choice has to be based in reality id go with a Cobra, Hornets nest and Lawyer.
    Death, where is thy sting?

    Right here, baby.

    Oh, yeah.

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  • SQUACKEE
    started a topic Hedgehog attack-true story!

    Hedgehog attack-true story!

    In New Zealand a man threw a hedgehog as a weapon at another man causing a minor injury. Not a bad choice of animal.

    My first choice would be a T- Rex and second- a Great White and third- House Wife.

    But if the choice has to be based in reality id go with a Cobra, Hornets nest and Lawyer.

    What about you?
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