I was watching the Univeristy of Louisville vs University of Kentucky football game today and almost wet myself laughing. Kentucky's defensive tackle, Pryor, weighing in at a svelte 310 pounds picked up a fumble and "dashed" up the field to score a 75-yard TD. He was pursued only by the Louisville center, who carried a trim 309 pounds. It was the most hilarious sight, as these monsters lumbered up the field in what the announcer said was a race that could have been timed with a sundial. I am sure this will be on tonight's Sports Center. Darned funny stuff.

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