MattM Was Right - The End Is Near

[Marlow]

Perusing USA Today just now, I find that . . . Prince (aka The Artist Formerly Known As a Symbol) is . . . celibate. :shock:

[Paul Henry]

Re: MattM Was Right - The End Is Near

Perusing USA Today just now, I find that . . . Prince (aka The Artist Formerly Known As a Symbol) is . . . celibate. :shock:

Prince probably defines celibate as doing it like mere common folks in the missionary once per week with only one person at a time.

[SQUACKEE]

Re: MattM Was Right - The End Is Near

Perusing USA Today just now, I find that . . . Prince (aka The Artist Formerly Known As a Symbol) is . . . celibate. :shock:

Just got finished reading it and if true he is one weird freak. Doesn't God want us to procreate?

[mcgato]

Re: MattM Was Right - The End Is Near

Doesn't God want us to procreate?

May not want him to procreate.

Just joking, as I'm a Prince fan and fellow Minnesotan.

[MattMarriott]

what does the murder of austrian leader Jörg Haider have to do with the end of the US?
Answer:
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/foru ... read/8011/

[guru]

Don't mind Matt - he has control issues.

http://tinyurl.com/447wrf

[lonewolf]

m'gawd, he's even crazier than we thought.

[tandfman]

m'gawd, he's even crazier than we thought.

Impossible!

[Mennisco]

Matt is one of the Illuminati.......

there will be an attempt on my life any time soon.....

:P

[Pego]

Matt is one of the Illuminati.......

there will be an attempt on my life any time soon.....

:P

All you have to do is going drunk 90 mph in a 40 mph zone and you'll have an attempt on your life - just like Haider.

[observer2]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7671885.stm

Twice speed limit and three times driving when drinking alcohol limit.

[tandfman]

Maybe the Illuminati got him drunk. Or were they on his side? It's so confusing!

[observer2]

He was alone in the car which was of very good quality. When you drive it you can´t feel the difference between 40 mph or 80 mph if you don´t look at the speedometer (or are not able to).

[SQUACKEE]

Come on people, for crying out loud! We all know who is behind this and the fact that the investigators found a book of matches with the message "The end is near- M.M." should make it a no brainer.

[Mennisco]

Matt is one of the Illuminati.......

there will be an attempt on my life any time soon.....

:P

All you have to do is going drunk 90 mph in a 40 mph zone and you'll have an attempt on your life - just like Haider.

Don't have a car, driver's licence has expired, but I know other ways to go 9000 mph in a 40 km/day zone.....

:shock: