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  • MattM Was Right - The End Is Near

    Perusing USA Today just now, I find that . . . Prince (aka The Artist Formerly Known As a Symbol) is . . . celibate. :shock:

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    Re: MattM Was Right - The End Is Near

    Originally posted by Marlow
    Perusing USA Today just now, I find that . . . Prince (aka The Artist Formerly Known As a Symbol) is . . . celibate. :shock:
    Prince probably defines celibate as doing it like mere common folks in the missionary once per week with only one person at a time.

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    • #3
      Re: MattM Was Right - The End Is Near

      Originally posted by Marlow
      Perusing USA Today just now, I find that . . . Prince (aka The Artist Formerly Known As a Symbol) is . . . celibate. :shock:
      Just got finished reading it and if true he is one weird freak. Doesn't God want us to procreate?
      phsstt!

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      • #4
        Re: MattM Was Right - The End Is Near

        Originally posted by SQUACKEE
        Doesn't God want us to procreate?
        May not want him to procreate.

        Just joking, as I'm a Prince fan and fellow Minnesotan.

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        • #5
          what does the murder of austrian leader Jörg Haider have to do with the end of the US?
          Answer:
          http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/foru ... read/8011/

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          • #6
            Don't mind Matt - he has control issues.

            http://tinyurl.com/447wrf
            There are no strings on me

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            • #7
              m'gawd, he's even crazier than we thought.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by lonewolf
                m'gawd, he's even crazier than we thought.
                Impossible!

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                • #9
                  Matt is one of the Illuminati.......

                  there will be an attempt on my life any time soon.....

                  :P
                  Take good care of yourself.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Mennisco
                    Matt is one of the Illuminati.......

                    there will be an attempt on my life any time soon.....

                    :P
                    All you have to do is going drunk 90 mph in a 40 mph zone and you'll have an attempt on your life - just like Haider.
                    "A beautiful theory killed by an ugly fact."
                    by Thomas Henry Huxley

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                    • #11
                      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7671885.stm

                      Twice speed limit and three times driving when drinking alcohol limit.

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                      • #12
                        Maybe the Illuminati got him drunk. Or were they on his side? It's so confusing!

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                        • #13
                          He was alone in the car which was of very good quality. When you drive it you can´t feel the difference between 40 mph or 80 mph if you don´t look at the speedometer (or are not able to).

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                          • #14
                            Come on people, for crying out loud! We all know who is behind this and the fact that the investigators found a book of matches with the message "The end is near- M.M." should make it a no brainer.
                            phsstt!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Pego
                              Originally posted by Mennisco
                              Matt is one of the Illuminati.......

                              there will be an attempt on my life any time soon.....

                              :P
                              All you have to do is going drunk 90 mph in a 40 mph zone and you'll have an attempt on your life - just like Haider.
                              Don't have a car, driver's licence has expired, but I know other ways to go 9000 mph in a 40 km/day zone.....

                              :shock:
                              Take good care of yourself.

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