Bad Reporter--who's the fat guy?

[DrJay]

At one point I thought it might be Dan Asmussen, but no:
http://www.amuniversal.com/ups/features ... er/bio.htm

I checked that out once, too. Maybe it's the janitor.

[Jon]

For a moment, I thought that this thread was a spin-off from this:
http://mb.trackandfieldnews.com/discuss ... =50#504591

[bad hammy]

At one point I thought it might be Dan Asmussen, but no:
http://www.amuniversal.com/ups/features ... er/bio.htm

[DrJay]

I was thinkin' it might be gh, but couldn't quite be sure.

[DrJay]

http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/asmussen/

Anyone know who the fat, bearded guy is, the one Asmussen uses all the time? He's looking rather dapper today.