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  • Viagra aid to athletic performance? Article.

    http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/88 ... &GT1=39002

  • #2
    OK, I can't believe no one has responded with the obvious cracks about 'enhanced performance'. :roll:

    So when asked, Joe Sprinter responded, "I always have stiff competition, so I need something that will help me get ahead of them. I want to stand out among my peers,and maybe someday they will erect a statue to me like Rocky. With Viagra I feel I'll be hard to beat.

    Apologiae ad omnia

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    • #3
      Well, better no responses, than limp responses....

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      • #4
        Sooner of later, every thing in life will be either illegal, immoral, fattening of performance enhancing.
        Tough call. Lets have a show of hands. What would you choose, keep mama happy or set a WR?

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        • #5
          lonewolf you need to get much more specific about "keep mama happy".. If the choice is 1)WR, or 2) no sex for the rest of your life, then we are getting somewhere.

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          • #6
            I'm thinking that, if I'm snapping the football, and the quarterback is all pumped up on Viagra...I'm nervous.
            Probably would want to change positions, and become a defensive end, or something like that

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            • #7
              Originally posted by rasb
              I'm thinking that, if I'm snapping the football, and the quarterback is all pumped up on Viagra...I'm nervous.
              Probably would want to change positions, and become a defensive end, or something like that
              Back before it was politically incorrect to say such things, Duffy Daugherty, Michigan State football coach, once famously said, " Sure I think they should let girls play football... particularly if they play center, and I'm the quarterback."

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              • #8
                Dang! You guys keep complicating my simple questions.
                I hadn't thought that through. Now that I have, the sequence of alternatives does complicate things. WRs are temporary. No sex forever is forever.

                Obviously, if Viagra is legal, you can have it both ways, WR and sex.

                If Viagra were illegal the WR would not count anyway if detected ,rendering the decision moot.

                Would you:
                1.) Forego Viagra while you keep trying for a non-enhanced WR, which may never happen, and risk destroying your relationship with your significant other.
                2.) Take Viagra and keep the home fires burning while you keep trying for a WR which may be negated.

                Or, a simplified theoretical druther:
                Would you give up sex forever for a WR?.

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                • #9
                  So, if a sprinter takes Viagra, and it's a close photo-finish, could he win by a . . . :shock:

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                  • #10
                    Appropriate to this thread and for the season. A disclaimer. I am not the author, not nearly as clever.

                    18 THINGS YOU CAN SAY ONLY ON THANKSGIVING

                    1. Talk about a huge breast!
                    2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
                    3. It's Cool Whip time!
                    4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
                    5. That's one terrific spread!
                    6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
                    7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
                    8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
                    9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
                    10. Don't play with your meat.
                    11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
                    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
                    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
                    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
                    15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
                    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
                    17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
                    18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!


                    Happy Thanksgiving!
                    "A beautiful theory killed by an ugly fact."
                    by Thomas Henry Huxley

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                    • #11
                      Pego, I think you and I are the two acknowledged oldest posters here. Good to know another mature mind is still oscillating.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by lonewolf
                        Pego, I think you and I are the two acknowledged oldest posters here. Good to know another mature mind is still oscillating.
                        I am still waiting for the age of maturity to arrive :roll: 8-) .
                        "A beautiful theory killed by an ugly fact."
                        by Thomas Henry Huxley

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                        • #13
                          Imus read the story yesterday and said he wanted some for its "oxygenated" qualities (he's also still pushing the story his wife is an ex-'Nova runner).

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Pego
                            Originally posted by lonewolf
                            Pego, I think you and I are the two acknowledged oldest posters here. Good to know another mature mind is still oscillating.
                            I am still waiting for the age of maturity to arrive :roll: 8-) .
                            On our respective 21st birthday (born a week apart), my best friend and I made a vow that day that that was as mature as we would ever be. We wanted no more maturity. We spoke last week and agreed we had managed to keep our promise. It doesn't look good to those who don't know us, though - I'm a doctor and he's the CEO of a small company - we're actually supposed to be mature but we've resisted.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Viagra aid to athletic performance? Article.

                              Originally posted by BillVol
                              http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/8839424?MSNHPHCP&GT1=39002
                              I believe this needs to be in the Sports Illustrated small section at the beginning entitled "This Week's Sign That the Apolocalypse is Upon Us"

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