Glass of Water

[Double R Bar]

A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. The barkeep pulls out a shotgun and the man says, "Thanks!" and walks out of the bar. Why did the man say, "Thanks!"?

This was not suppose to go on "Historical" section. Sorry.

[BisonHurdler]

Hiccups.

Or, "hiccoughs" to keep this "historical."

[Double R Bar]

Nice job, BisonHurdler. I don't know how historical that was (or hysterical).