How do you wanna look in your coffin?

[jeremyp]

Wasn't it Buck Henry who said (more or less): "When I die I want all my friends to gather around and do their damndest to bring me back." Ditto.

[Track Family]

How do I wanna look in my coffin? From the outside in please.

That's what I'm talking 'bout.

Tell me about it :lol: :lol: :lol:

[bijanc]

Will I Care?

Purdy, but don't think I'll realize it.

[SQUACKEE]

I'm going to paddle out to the gulf in a canoe, take a quart of Jack Daniels and a gallon of gasoline. Drink both. Employ flatulence device. Light a match. Then when plastered will blast off.

Thats awesum jeremyp! It would be great if you could let us know when. We dont want to get your gasious blast into space confused with some of the other launches in the Florida area.

[jeremyp]

I'm going to paddle out to the gulf in a canoe, take a quart of Jack Daniels and a gallon of gasoline. Drink both. Employ flatulence device. Light a match. Then when plastered will blast off.

[SQUACKEE]

Here's the best way to checkout of this hotel called earth.

1. Procure a 1.5 liter bottle of Beefeaters gin.
2. Drink half of it.
3. Shut the old body down.
4. Secure transportation to the local crematorium.
5. Burn baby burn.
6. Have heirs carefully stir ashes into remaining gin. Stirred not shaken.
7. Place bottle on mantle.

Now thats the way to go.

Drenched in booze coming and a going, i like your thinking!

[Mighty Favog]

Stevie Ray Vaughn comes to mind...

Willie the Wimp was buried today,
They laid him to rest in a special way.
Sent him off in the finest style
That casket-mobile really drove 'em wild
Southside Chicago will think of him often
Talkin' 'bout Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin,
Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin

That casket, it looked like a fine Seville
He had a vanity license and a Cadillac grille
Willie was propped up in the driver's seat
He had diamonds on his fingers and a smile sweet
Fine red suit had the whole town talkin'
Talkin' 'bout Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin
Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin

Oh, Cadillac to Heaven he was wavin' the banner
He left like he lived, in a lively manner
With a-hundred dollar bills in his fingers tight
He had flowers for wheels and a-flashin' headlights
He been wishin' for wings, no way he was walkin'
Talkin' 'bout Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin
Yeah, Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin

Me? I want a stopwatch in one hand and a meet program in the other.

[Jack Slocombe]

Here's the best way to checkout of this hotel called earth.

1. Procure a 1.5 liter bottle of Beefeaters gin.
2. Drink half of it.
3. Shut the old body down.
4. Secure transportation to the local crematorium.
5. Burn baby burn.
6. Have heirs carefully stir ashes into remaining gin. Stirred not shaken.
7. Place bottle on mantle.

Now thats the way to go.

[SQUACKEE]

P.S. Now I understand your location. :lol:

Yep, Marlow's was so cheerful and positive i almost threw up in my mouth. :x

Yeah, I wanna look all perky and cheerful, with chipmunks dancing and birds chirping - yeah, that's the ticket! :twisted:

It wont only be chipmunks dancing. :twisted:

[Marlow]

P.S. Now I understand your location. :lol:

Yep, Marlow's was so cheerful and positive i almost threw up in my mouth. :x

Yeah, I wanna look all perky and cheerful, with chipmunks dancing and birds chirping - yeah, that's the ticket! :twisted:

[kuha]

I want Billy Crystal to say: "You look MAH-velous!"

[steve]

How do I wanna look in my coffin? From the outside in please.

That's what I'm talking 'bout.

I want to be dragged around town like Hector.

[TrackDaddy]

How do I wanna look in my coffin? From the outside in please.

That's what I'm talking 'bout.

[gh]

How do I wanna look in my coffin? From the outside in please.

[bambam]

I wanna be cremated. And I want my friends to take a case of beer and pour it on my grave - but first filter it thru their kidneys.