Things a husband should know

[williamwindhamjr]

1)Say yes to everything 2) Keep a vomit bag available for all the chick flicks you will be watching 3)Tell her she looks beautiful,even though her hair is standing up, in the morning like a russian hat 4)Kisses and hugs are reserved for the wedding only 5)Kids are viagra in reverse.

[TrackDaddy]

Did you come up with those yourself?

[Marlow]

I subscribe to none of those principles, but then again, I've only been married 34 years and only have 3 grandkids so far, so I just haven't seen the Light yet. :roll:

[AthleticsInBritain]

Interesting to see that sexism is still alive and well ...

[Pego]

Re: Things a husband should know

1)Say yes to everything 2) Keep a vomit bag available for all the chick flicks you will be watching 3)Tell her she looks beautiful,even though her hair is standing up, in the morning like a russian hat 4)Kisses and hugs are reserved for the wedding only 5)Kids are viagra in reverse.

You are a real prince.

[marknhj]

Re: Things a husband should know

If you suffer from the "viagra in reverse" effect, should you go to the doctor if you're flaccid for four hours or more? Doc's, please advise...

[SQUACKEE]

Re: Things a husband should know

If you suffer from the "viagra in reverse" effect, should you go to the doctor if you're flaccid for four hours or more? Doc's, please advise...

I havent seen your doctor but I dont think you want a physcian in this case. I would advise a hot and horney chick instead but thats just me. :wink:

[jhc68]

Squackee... you are a hot and horney chick?

[williamwindhamjr]

It was a joke people.I am happily married and currently watching a reality show as I type this.

[Marlow]

It was a joke people.I am happily married and currently watching a reality show as I type this.

Having to explain that it's a joke, may be an indication of its lack of humor.

[SQUACKEE]

Squackee... you are a hot and horney chick?

Excellent.

[Track Family]

That shoes are our toys and yes we need all of the closet space :lol: :wink: 8-)

[williamwindhamjr]

No Marlow,like I said it was a joke.If you dont like it,thats to bad

[steve]

It was a joke people.I am happily married and currently watching a reality show as I type this.

Having to explain that it's a joke, may be an indication of its lack of humor.

I thought it was a funny joke, and I'm also happily married. Being sanctimonious doesn't fit you Marlow.

[Marlow]

Being sanctimonious doesn't fit you Marlow.

Sanctimonious? It just flat out wasn't funny IMO, honest. I have no problem with gored-ox comedy.