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    1)Say yes to everything 2) Keep a vomit bag available for all the chick flicks you will be watching 3)Tell her she looks beautiful,even though her hair is standing up, in the morning like a russian hat 4)Kisses and hugs are reserved for the wedding only 5)Kids are viagra in reverse.

  • #2
    Did you come up with those yourself?
    The fool has said...there is no God. Psa 14

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    • #3
      I subscribe to none of those principles, but then again, I've only been married 34 years and only have 3 grandkids so far, so I just haven't seen the Light yet. :roll:

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      • #4
        Interesting to see that sexism is still alive and well ...

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        • #5
          Re: Things a husband should know

          Originally posted by williamwindhamjr
          1)Say yes to everything 2) Keep a vomit bag available for all the chick flicks you will be watching 3)Tell her she looks beautiful,even though her hair is standing up, in the morning like a russian hat 4)Kisses and hugs are reserved for the wedding only 5)Kids are viagra in reverse.
          You are a real prince.
          "A beautiful theory killed by an ugly fact."
          by Thomas Henry Huxley

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          • #6
            Re: Things a husband should know

            If you suffer from the "viagra in reverse" effect, should you go to the doctor if you're flaccid for four hours or more? Doc's, please advise...

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            • #7
              Re: Things a husband should know

              Originally posted by marknhj
              If you suffer from the "viagra in reverse" effect, should you go to the doctor if you're flaccid for four hours or more? Doc's, please advise...
              I havent seen your doctor but I dont think you want a physcian in this case. I would advise a hot and horney chick instead but thats just me. :wink:
              phsstt!

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              • #8
                Squackee... you are a hot and horney chick?

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                • #9
                  It was a joke people.I am happily married and currently watching a reality show as I type this.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by williamwindhamjr
                    It was a joke people.I am happily married and currently watching a reality show as I type this.
                    Having to explain that it's a joke, may be an indication of its lack of humor.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by jhc68
                      Squackee... you are a hot and horney chick?
                      Excellent.
                      phsstt!

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                      • #12
                        That shoes are our toys and yes we need all of the closet space :lol: :wink: 8-)

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                        • #13
                          No Marlow,like I said it was a joke.If you dont like it,thats to bad

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Marlow
                            Originally posted by williamwindhamjr
                            It was a joke people.I am happily married and currently watching a reality show as I type this.
                            Having to explain that it's a joke, may be an indication of its lack of humor.
                            I thought it was a funny joke, and I'm also happily married. Being sanctimonious doesn't fit you Marlow.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by steve
                              Being sanctimonious doesn't fit you Marlow.
                              Sanctimonious? It just flat out wasn't funny IMO, honest. I have no problem with gored-ox comedy.

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