An Egyptian cut off his own penis

[jazzcyclist]

An Egyptian cut off his own penis on Sunday in protest at his parents' choice of bride. :shock: I would think that he could have thought of a better way to get out of an arranged marriage. Couldn't he have just eloped with the woman of his choice? Jesus Christ! :!:

[Marlow]

That'll teach his parents a thing or two, won't it. :roll:

[Jack Slocombe]

Hopefully, it will keep him from breeding.

[Jack Slocombe]

Re: An Egyptian cut off his own penis

[Couldn't he have just eloped with the woman of his choice? Jesus Christ! :!:

He would need to find a state that allows gay marriage, though.

[tandfman]

Actually, he wanted to date Lorena Bobbitt.

[Pego]

Hopefully, it will keep him from breeding.

Yep, the best part.

[rasb]

I wonder if he was in denile...

[SQUACKEE]

I cant tell you how many times i have been asked if i cut off my penis.

[pherekydes]

Hopefully, it will keep him from breeding.

Yep, the best part.

Ya reckon? What about his testicles?

On topic, she must have been really ugly...

[lonewolf]

I cant tell you how many times i have been asked if i cut off my penis.

I hesitate to inquire into the circumstances that prompted this question. Nevertheless, to quote someone, "an honest confession is good for the soul." There, don't you feel better now?

[bambam]

I trained in orthopaedics at Duke which in the late 70s and early 80s was one of the pioneers of microsurgery, replanting cut off and mangled fingers and hands. We did a penile replant while I was there as a resident.

[Marlow]

We did a penile replant while I was there as a resident.

Is Dillinger's still on ice? Maybe we can help Squackee. :P

[rasb]

I trained in orthopaedics at Duke which in the late 70s and early 80s was one of the pioneers of microsurgery, replanting cut off and mangled fingers and hands. We did a penile replant while I was there as a resident.

That sounds like hard....err, difficult surgery. Was it a lengthy process?

[Marlow]

Was it a lengthy process?

About 6 to 8 inches, I'd guess.

[bambam]

We did a penile replant while I was there as a resident.

Is Dillinger's still on ice? Maybe we can help Squackee. :P

If you have ever been on a tour of Biltmore House in Asheville, they show you a nightstand that was used by John Dillinger when he stayed there. When I was on the tour, one of the other tourists asked the guide if it was true that Dillinger's penis was in that nightstand, which is apparently a well-documented urban myth. The guide denied it.