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I sense the beginnings of a novel (and movie) here. Once upon a time, there was a young man, who became known as LoneWolf..... Take it, Marlow...Originally posted by MarlowComment
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It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly a pirate ship appeared on the horizon . . . uh . . . um . . . d'oh, writer's block!Originally posted by rasb
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So far about all that has happened is the young man called Lone Wolf has become an old man called Lone Wolf. If you can make a movie out of that, Hollywood needs you.Comment
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I think I've seen that one. Or maybe it was Benjamin Button on rewind ...Originally posted by lonewolfComment
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Let me help. It was a dark stormy night. Suddenly a pirate ship appeared on the horizon and at the helm was Captain Webb!Originally posted by MarlowIt was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly a pirate ship appeared on the horizon . . . uh . . . um . . . d'oh, writer's block!ops:phsstt!Comment
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More appropriately a prarie scooner....Comment
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Captain Webb piloted his 3-master up the Mississippi, along with his trusty crew, who of course were made of straw, tin, and a mane. (Not as in bounding main). He kept shouting out, "Are we in Oklahoma?"Originally posted by lonewolfComment
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He was not in Oklahoma if he was still on the MIssissippi. You have to turn left at the Red River and I doubt any three masters ever made it as far upriver as Indian Territory.. .
He will know he is in Oklahoma when he spies the Vegas style Indian casino at the Port of Catoosa, just east of Tulsa.. can't miss it.Comment
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Doesn't anyone else want to play ? OMG, there are so many opportunities.Originally posted by lonewolf
Please jump in quickly, or else put up with the next chapter of this saga, from my fertile(?) imagination ( and fun research)...Comment
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Captain Webb screamed at his men, " Weve run a-ground men!"
"No shit Capt'n, its called Kansas, you jackass", responded a surly crew member..
The Captain removed his eye patch and his underwear and ordered "Head north men, we gonna gas this sucker up and i know just the dude".
"What's gas, Capt'n?"
Webb glared down at the sea dog who had da blaz to question him and whispered,......"listen you village idiot....................shut...............up!"phsstt!Comment
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Seems to be a dysfunctional crew... but obviously skilled if they can sail upstream in a narrow river against quartering or prevailing winds, depending on the season....besides, they are 300 miles from my home stomping grounds. How do I get into the scenario? This is all about me, remember? 8-)
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Aren't you the guy who supplies the gas?
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Head north to get to Oklahoma? Are you insane Capt.?
Webb fired back, "Im not insane, i got dyslexia. When i say go north, go south. When i say go south, go north. When i say walk the plank, do the moon walk better than Micheal Jackson. You got it punk"?
Well alrighty Captain! So should we head north or south to find Lonewolf?
Captain Webb put his underwear back on and thought long and hard as his crew trembled in anticipation, "YES"! He said and off they went with the wind at their back and soap in their hole! I mean.......nevermind.
Weeks later Mr. Wolf was sitting in his study, going over his stocks and bonds and assorted million dollar checks that were gathering dust under his mammoth oak desk when he felt a slight tremor coming from the bowels of his mansion.
....................to be continued............................phsstt!Comment
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