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*Yawn*
So much to do, so little time.
So my wife plans a big Father's Day Dinner for me, but because of business I'm unable to attend. This doesnt go over well and consequently we havent spoken in a few days. Father's Day dinner without father.
I wanted to say "I'm not your father anyway."
But since I'm sometimes her daddy :wink: , I didnt.
I rode my bike this morning and I struggled to make it back. It was hot, I was spent and it was windy. This dude blows by me on the trail with all the appropriate bike riding gear and says "you need to get a road bike."
:roll:
I know what kind of bike I need.
My daughter is on this protein kick so she buys these huge cannisters of chocolate Whey protein and protein candy bars. I'd eaten a weeks worth before a realized they were for meal replacement.
Oh wretched man that I am, who will save me from this body of death?
So much to do, so little time.
So my wife plans a big Father's Day Dinner for me, but because of business I'm unable to attend. This doesnt go over well and consequently we havent spoken in a few days. Father's Day dinner without father.
I wanted to say "I'm not your father anyway."
But since I'm sometimes her daddy :wink: , I didnt.
I rode my bike this morning and I struggled to make it back. It was hot, I was spent and it was windy. This dude blows by me on the trail with all the appropriate bike riding gear and says "you need to get a road bike."
:roll:
I know what kind of bike I need.
My daughter is on this protein kick so she buys these huge cannisters of chocolate Whey protein and protein candy bars. I'd eaten a weeks worth before a realized they were for meal replacement.
Oh wretched man that I am, who will save me from this body of death?
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