How to write like a wanker

[imaginative]

I try to stay away from Things Not T&F, lest I get sucked in
to deep again. However, yesterday I came across a document
that I believe will help many poster, in particular of the older
generation, catch up on how to write modern, quality posts.
Many younger posters and recent registrations have done
an admirable job of increasing the quality, but it is just not
enough.

Let's give Let's Run a run for its money!

http://www.guidenet.net/resources/wanker.html

[Marlow]

To paraphrase, here’s some simple do’s and don’t’s

Don't

caPitalize
punc.tuate
use apostrophe's
spell corectly
use well grammar



Do

Make personal attacks, you moron.
Claim false credentials. I should know because I used to be an Olympic coach.
Make crap up. 4 out of 5 posters do.
Use Wikipedia as your authority. Wiki proves that, I swear.
Make stupid threats or I'll rip your effing arms off and beat your head with the bloody stumps.

[kuha]

Brilliant...and pathetic...and all too familiar...

[guru]

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/garble.htm

[Marlow]

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/garble.htm

This is me, without the cat, of course. :P
http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... sninny.htm

[Speedfirst]

School is in session :shock:

[Marlow]

School is in session :shock:

It was never out! :wink:

[Speedfirst]

School is in session :shock:

It was never out! :wink:

I see, time for recess, some milk & cookies as well 8-)

[lonewolf]

One assumes the term "wanker" is used here in the generic sense of an imcompetent or riduculous person, as opposed to one addicted to onanism, which could hardly be logically blamed for these grammatical transgressions?
Unless, of course, one is typing with one hand.

[STL_Runner]

Now I know where Will Jr. learned how to write. Thank you.

[rasb]

Now I know where Will Jr. learned how to write. Thank you.

Of course, in this situation, he is referred to as Willie....
Apparently, he is ambidextrous, also. Some kind of left brain/right brain, or large brain/small brain thing......Anyways, go Willie !

[williamwindhamjr]

STL RUNNER, I cant write,but you cant run.So why dont You leave this forum that is for runners,and for all of your dialogue, you should stay at my space. :lol:

[williamwindhamjr]

RASB, I must be doing something right because you and your partner :lol: cant stop talking about me.I tell you what, I will pay for you guys to go to dinner,just promise to eat your veggies ops:

[kuha]

STL RUNNER, I cant write,but you cant run.So why dont You leave this forum that is for runners,and for all of your dialogue, you should stay at my space. :lol:

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