St. Timothy

[lonewolf]

Sam Bradford, University Oklahoma Heismann winner, has a similar near cult following.. 20,000 fans showed up for the one day meet the players, get an autograph Saturday, Bradford was allowed to sign for about an hour.. 19,700 left unrequited.

[Marlow]

Hate him for being a Gator

Yes :evil: :twisted: .

I find it truly amusing that the '09 Gators could seriously be one of the best teams in NCAA history, and only be the third best team this season. Add in USC, Bama, OhSt, LSU, etc., and I'm expecting the best season of college fball EVER!!

[Pego]

Hate him for being a Gator

Yes :evil: :twisted: .

[Marlow]

Re: St. Timothy

All eyes are on him 24/7 waiting for the façade to crack.

I can't imagine what kind of human debris would be doing that.

Zackly. Anyone who doesn't like TT just because he seems too good to be true, just isn't worth regarding. Hate him for being a Gator if you want, but not for who HE is.

[Wang Lung]

Re: St. Timothy

All eyes are on him 24/7 waiting for the façade to crack.

I can't imagine what kind of human debris would be doing that.

[Marlow]

http://www.newspress.com/Top/Article

He and I have so much in common . . .

The YouTube video of Tebow saying he's saving himself for marriage had gotten 27,341 views as of Thursday.

Same with me (not for a lack of trying to 'fix' that situation though! :P )

[tandfman]

http://www.newspress.com/Top/Article/ar ... 7792791566

Hm-m-m--m. If Marlow finds out how much there is for him to read on the web, maybe we'll never hear from him again. :twisted:

[Marlow]

When Tim Tebow was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he threw a football at the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Tim Tebow has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

When it rains in the swamp Tim Tebow doesn't get wet. The rain gets Tim Tebow'd.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Tim Tebow is worth 1 billion words.

Tim Tebow CAN believe it's not butter.

The recent earthquake off the coast of Florida measured 6.0 on the Richter scale, or .024 Tim Tebows.

On his birthday, Tim Tebow randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Tim Tebow picked up the city of New Orleans with his pinky, and drained it.

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Tim Tebow pass.

Tim Tebow's hand is the only hand that beats a Royal Flush.

If tapped, a Tim Tebow rush could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

Tim Tebow can divide by zero.

Tim Tebow has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

Blood normally accounts for 13% of a person's total body weight... the other 87% of Tebow is badass.

Tim Tebow won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.

When taking the SAT, write 'Tim Tebow' for every answer. You will score more than 1600.

Tim Tebow ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Tim Tebow played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Tim Tebow doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Tim Tebow throws down!

Life doesn't give Tim Tebow lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined 'victim' as 'one who has encountered Tim Tebow'

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Tim Tebow lives in Florida.

Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Tim Tebow laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

It takes Tim Tebow 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Tim Tebow CAN touch MC Hammer.

Tim Tebow once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

[bambam1729]

Have you seen Tebow lists - similar to Chuck Norris lists of his great feats. "Tim Tebow has counted to infinity - twice." "When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down." They're all over the Internet.

[tandfman]

It's part of being immature!

[Marlow]

Buy yourself a present.

The misspelling in the best part!!

[tandfman]

My arrested-development-pre-pubescent-emotionally-stunted personality keeps me much younger mentally! 8-)

Buy yourself a present.

http://www.zazzle.com/staying_immature_ ... 4825602450

[Marlow]

I am sooooo much younger than you, but whatever . .

Only in calendar years, you geezer! My arrested-development-pre-pubescent-emotionally-stunted personality keeps me much younger mentally! 8-)

[bad hammy]

Now that we've heard from the Happy Acres Nursing Home crowd, any others? 8-)

I am sooooo much younger than you, but whatever . . .

[Marlow]

He wasn't the best pure QB in the SEC last year, and he's lucky this year that that QB left early to be the #1 pick in the NFL draft.

One could even argue that McCoy is the best of this coming year's Terrific Trio (SB, TT, CM).