I think this place will "find" itself soon enough

[Marlow]

"Saloon doors", Marlow ??? Surely you could get a shot of sasparilla without frequenting those dens of iniquity.

I was trying to court Miss Kitty and I think the Marshal got a little burr under his saddle!

[scottmitchell74]

Funny that you mention Gunsmoke. Just watched "Them!" the other day with my kiddos. There he was in all his pre-Gunsmoke glory.

[JRM]

Y'all are slackers! I've been booted at least three times! Ya ain't SPIT till you've got multiple bans chalked up on your fuselage! Even when I TRY to behave myself round these heah parts, I find myself face down in the street with the saloon doors jist aswingin' behind me!

The imagery evoked by this passage cracks me up. Well done, Marlow!

[rasb]

"Saloon doors", Marlow ??? Surely you could get a shot of sasparilla without frequenting those dens of iniquity.

I was trying to court Miss Kitty and I think the Marshal got a little burr under his saddle!

Fair enough, Marlow, so you weren't actually imbibing. But now, you have to give us the word on Miss Kitty. Where did she get that name?

And did Bob really change the spelling of his surname, just so his ancestry couldn't be traced back to Grandpa Matt?

I loved Gunsmoke !

[gh]

War is good for the economy, so let the games begin. Plus it gives GH the chance to boot our sorry butts of this forum. Keeps him young.

Y'all are slackers! I've been booted at least three times! Ya ain't SPIT till you've got multiple bans chalked up on your fuselage! Even when I TRY to behave myself round these heah parts, I find myself face down in the street with the saloon doors jist aswingin' behind me!

And you're about at your last one. Like a fly buzzing around one's face, your nonstop babble has finally become close to terminally tiresome. (note, no smiley)

[DrJay]

Civility will reign now that track season is over and cross-country is upon us. Cross-country aficionados (and aficionadas) are all really nice.

[gh]

what's the proper ending for intersex fans? afcionadix?

[DrJay]

aficionodix

[Brian]

aficionodix

Sounds like someone racing overland with a leather uniform and a whip.

Of course, that actually pertains to a lot of us...

[unclezadok]

aficionodix

Sounds like someone racing overland with a leather uniform and a whip.

Of course, that actually pertains to a lot of us...

Aren't those called iditarotiks?