We crashed a rocket into the moon

[SQUACKEE]

to see if there was any water! We had like a million telescopes from space and earth trained on the explosion to see anything of interest.

Why the hell didnt we look for water when we where on the moon? Were we too busy playing golf? WTF?

[Rye Catcher]

And now golf is an olympic sport. But if they do find water, how are they going to get it to the USA?

[SQUACKEE]

And now golf is an olympic sport. But if they do find water, how are they going to get it to the USA?

They could hold the swimming competition on the moon. How fast could Phelps swim in the moons gravity?